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The Universe Does Not Fuck Around…It’s Listening, You Guys.

Those FACEBOOK memories. Those FRIGGEN FACEBOOK MEMORIES. In short? Fuck them. And god bless them. I've a love/hate relationship with those GD FACEBOOK memories. They can be a joy OR kryptonite...and until you scroll down on your phone, past the heading, you just NEVER know which thing it will be. While I don’t go on the FACEBOOK nearly as much as I used to OR post on there for anything other than work (OR to share dog adoption posts)...I DO go on and have a little lurk around sometimes, a little poke about, a little look-see. Don’t tell anyone, you…

My Bullshit, Lost Voices, Red Flags, Dishwashers, Cheaters, Chihuahuas and Your Bullshit.

Thoughts. You know how I love doing a good round up of thoughts...and I've had a FEW lately. Take them. Leave them. Love them. Hate them. They are opinions...and you know what they say about opinions? Pass them on…or something about assholes. OH, I hope your life is good, humans. OH,OH.... DO NOT read about MONKEYPOX. Just don't. Take it from me. It's just...well, don't. Maybe take a meander through my thoughts instead...and I hope they inspire some of your own. And yes, there is a lot of dog content coming up...you might say I was inspired to celebrate her…

Is   love   meant   for  B I G ( f a t )  w o m e n ? Or just s e x?

  *Disclaimer: This is the first time I will be frank about SEX on here...but not right away...I kinda ease into it. (winks) It was a frigging thrill to write about it, who knew? I don't get into particulars...but I DO talk about it...so...I guess this is basically a warning to NOT read this to your kid and also to alert you that, yes, I have the sex. (shrugs) ALSO, if  THEY are going to try to take away a woman’s right to choose? I am gonna talk about SEX.  Let’s start at the very beginning, before we go THERE,…

The Fucking 4%

My goal in learning to be alone is to enjoy it, not to endure it - Me, April 20th, 2018   Yesterday, I hiked a beautiful trail on Silent Lake (an apt name because it really was) near Bancroft, and paused for a moment about 3k in, to capture an Easter photo of me and Jolene to send to my family. This photo, to be exact. I mean. Can you see her super fleece? She loves that super fleece. She really does. I’m not just saying that like an aggressive dog lady. I sourced the sweater on the internet because…

The Smile

It's tax time AND  when tax time comes around...I think of this story. This story happened. To me. ...a couple of years ago. Right after it happened, I was compelled to unravel it by writing about it. A year ago around this time (tax time, of course), I pulled it out, wrote a forward, then I passed it onto someone in my professional life to read, and they told me not to put it up...so I did not…and I don’t regret it BUT I do regret not listening to my own opinion first. BUT all in all the marination was…

What Am I Gonna Do With This Tired Old Heart?

“I think I’m landing in a sort of…is it loneliness? I don’t know. I don’t what this grief tunnel is like. I don’t know how to frame my life anymore. I know that every day feels like a week…and that by the time I go to bed…I feel like…the morning was…I can’t even remember when it started. And it’s not bad. I don’t mind that time is longer than it seems…than it is…’cause I know it’s all gonna crunch at the end…and run out. I guess I’m kind of beginning the dark floundering of what it means to be me…

How Bob Fosse Gave Me A Panic Attack and the Invincible Summer

OH MY GOD!!! TORONTO!! WASN’T TODAY JUST A GIFT FROM THE BABY JESUS!?!? I wrote the following thoughts before I woke up, walked out on my balcony…and discovered that it was 16 friggen degrees. 16 degrees on March 6th, 2022. THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF TORONTO ONLY NEEDED A LIN MANUEL MIRANDA SOUNDTRACK TO MAKE TODAY A MUSICAL. The people of this city were literally dancing, running, riding, singing, and spinning out their front doors and along the lakeshore, through the parks, along Queen Street, onto the patios...and I saw at least 14 pairs of shorts before I made it to…

I Know Him…Not At ALL: An ODE to the Emotionally Unavailable Musical Theatre Leading Man

So, after an almost twenty years of NOT, tonight, I put on a mixed-song musical theatre playlist to orchestrate the end of my evening. 2022 seems to be starting off as harsh as a rusty razor blade that you grabbed by accident while rooting around in the medicine cabinet for a stray Advil...400mg...and I thought maybe listening to a musical of some sort would bolster my flagging spirit. You see, humans, musical theatre and me had a bit of a breakup/breakdown situation occur around that same twenty years ago, and my brightly-coloured collection of cassette tapes went into a covered…

And Just Like That…I Was Fairly Furious…and Exhausted.

And Just Like That… Season 1 Episode 6 Written by Rachna Fruchbom Directed by Cynthia Nixon Moment 31:30 For Context: Carrie has come with her friend/realtor, Seema Patel, to her parent’s Diwali Celebration. Carrie finds herself in a conversation with Seema’s parents in which she discovers Seema has made up a fake boyfriend named Dennis who is always away with Doctor’s Without Borders. The Patel’s pump Carrie for information about Dennis… Seema’s Mother: I’m beginning to wonder is she embarrassed of her boyfriend or embarrassed of her parents? Seema’s Father: So Carrie, tell us, is it him, or us? Carrie:…

Seven Years Ago In Mexico. Cartels, Food Poisoning and Valium.

This picture was taken seven years ago today. I put it up on the FACEBOOK today, planning on just writing a little note to go along with it…then…well, as we all know…life sometimes has other plans and I wrote most of the whole sordid tale of my month in Mexico. I think I needed a laugh and a reminder of olden days…in that order. It’s kinda wild to think that THIS was seven years ago…forever and yesterday, right? Anyhow, the post got quite a big response, and I received a lot of messages. I didn’t expect that at all. Well,…

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