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The Matrix and a Judgemental Prairie Dog – ECSTATICALLY ALONE TOUR
The road from Winnipeg to Regina is the same from beginning to end. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 Canadian Dollars. While this section of the TransCanada has real charm, comfort and a warm, coziness about it that is undeniable, at one point, during my almost six hour drive, I started to feel like I was in prairie version of The Matrix...wheat field, wheat field, wheat field wheat field, grain silo, grain silo, grain silo, Tim Horton's, Tim Horton's, Tim Horton's...and then, when I pulled over to make sure that my bike was okay on the rack... ...the…
Mooses, Not Horses or Bears. Oh, Yes. – ECSTATICALLY ALONE TOUR
Today? I saw a moose, that I thought (on first sight) was a bear. Then? When I got little closer, I thought it couldn't be that magical a moment...so, I decided it had to be a horse. Then when I was right beside the creature? I saw that it was TWO moose. Mooses. Moose. Anyhow, there were TWO of them! As I drove away, I thought to myself, "Sharron, don't decide something is NOT magical, CANNOT be magical, before you actually get close enough to see what the thing actually is and let the decision make itself." I don't know…
TO to the Sault. All the Biblical Weather One Can Handle. And Transitions. -ECSTATICALLY ALONE TOUR
I'm not good at transitions. I'm aware that this seems like a fairly simple concept, and is maybe NOT what you expected to hear (read) on this, the first day of my drive...but stay with me, here...till about six months ago I didn't realize how much time can be saved, fussed-upedness be thwarted and how much kinder I can be to myself, by reminding myself of the above fact. Me: Sharron, you're not good at transitions. BE they big transitions or small transitions...they lean on ALL my shit. Back in January, right after the holidays were over (weird pandemical…
Ecstatically Alone – The Cross Canada Tour 2021 – NOT WHAT YOU THINK, PEOPLE!!
I know. It sounds like I'm dragging my cocktail dress and high heels out of the deep freeze, and onto a stage near you, doesn't it? Well, no, I'm NOT doing that. Not yet, at any rate. Instead? I'm plopping my bike on my new bike rack (that's attached to the hitch I had installed on my car at a cost that brought water to my eyes), stuffing my blow-up kayak in the trunk, packing enough clothes for three seasons and taking my jam-packed KIA on the road, and venturing as far west as a gal can drive. I will…
Do, Re, Mi. This is 53.
September 4th, 2021 I’m 12 days away from being 53 years old. No, I’m not ashamed to say it. I’m actually quite proud that I’ve made it this far, without some fatal situation occurring. AND I don’t say that with any sense of morbidity…not really…well, as much as one can’t be morbid when talking about death…BUT I say it with boat loads of gratitude. You see, I’ve done a lot of to-ing and fro-ing in my life…in cars, on bikes, on rollerblades (god help us all, thank GODDESS someone stole those death machines out of my luggage on a flight…
YEAR AGO THROW BACK. Really Letting Go. Sept 19th, 2021
This post I’ve included below, popped up on my loved/hated (in equal measure) FACEBOOK memories feature this morning. Before I rebranded my website, I did A LOT of my writing on social media. Sometimes, when I read back what I wrote, when it appears in the aforementioned FB memories, I’m thrilled when the post stands the test of time…and this one does. For me, anyhow. Is it conceited to say I wrote something that I still love? If it is, ah well, right? It’s really gratifying to the see the receipts of the journey I’ve been on, since I sold…
I Got a Tattoo, Then Another And Then Another…And I Sold The House I Wanted To Die In.
Even though I’ve spent a good deal of my lifetime DEATHLY afraid of needles, almost exactly four years ago, I walked into a tattoo shop in Osbourne Village, Winnipeg, and ON PURPOSE (and without drugs or alcohol of ANY kind) got a spontaneous tattoo from a gent named Cameron, who just happened to be one of the toughest looking humans I’d ever had the good luck to see. I have to say, I still really get a rise out of the fact that a man who was sporting a leather vest with a biker patch on the back, stalking the…
My Three Nights in M.Night ShyamalanLand…PART THREE
Bear (get it, forest, bear...I'm staying on theme, y'all) with me for a sec...I will get to the adventure...but I have to tell you about another adventure first... About Three weeks ago, before my ECSTATICALLY ALONE breakthrough moment, I'd been texting with a gent I'd met...well, VIRTUALLY met on a dating app... SIDEBAR: Though I support and celebrate all the humans who are meeting and have met people on dating apps...me having been one of them...no matter how long I am out in the dating world, even writing "met virtually on a dating app" makes me feel an all round…
My Three Days in M. Night ShyamalanLand…Part Two
Zzzzz. Bzzzzzzz…zzzzzzz. Is there something in my ear? Why is my face so hot? It’s boiling…like burning. Where am I!?!? I wake up fast, like I owe someone money…and I find myself in front of a lake, in that red muskoka chair I fell asleep in and the incredibly hot late day sun is burning, burning it’s way through my skull, it seems. And the bugs…I am being over taken by bugs of every shape, size, colour, and velocity. Fast and stinging, slow and running into your face and then the virtually millions of hovering, annoying mosquitos of the suck-all-your-blood-while-you-are-sleeping-off-a-huge-backpack-hike…
My Three Days in M. Night ShyamalanLand – Part One
Last Tuesday, all of a sudden, I found myself with 7 days off in a row…in the glorious, humid, weird, almost normal but definitely NOT normal dog days of summer 2021. The two projects I’m on moved my work days for this week to another week altogether…moved both of them…and I found myself with some unexpected free time In the olden days…not before-the-pandemic olden days, but before-I-was-single-again olden days… SIDEBAR: That’s still so weird to say…single…it sounds like I’m a character not unlike Mary Richards from the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Single. Single again. Stylishly solo. By choice. Well, maybe…